Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Various Scenarios in India

Ever observed this ..while in Mumbai ..Delhi ..and so on ..read on
Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata

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Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's Mumbai

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Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi

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Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall. That's Ahmedabad.

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Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program. That's Bangalore

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Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in. That's Chennai.

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Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN HARYANA

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Recession

These days the whole world is crying a loud that there is recession all around at times I begin to wonder whom should we consider responsible for this........