Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Khuda Khus

Bhagwaan (god) sabse zyada kab khush hote hain?...

When a girl is getting raped & she screams."MUJHE BHAGWAAN KE LIYE CHODE DO PLEASE!!!!
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What do ! u usually say after sex?
--I luv u!.......... .Wrong!--That was great!...... ....wrong again!
--I luv it!........wrong again!--the answer is :"mera kacha kithe hai?"
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Arz hai....
College se nikalte hi kitaabain seenay se laga leti ho
Hum kya marr gaye jo khud hi daba leti ho !!!!
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A bra falls on a doodhwala entering a building.
He looks up n shouts"ohbhenji! aapke doodh ka dhakkan gir gaya !"
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