Saturday, October 31, 2009

How to Be a DAD

Sheena was out walking with her 4 year old daughter.

She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. Sheena took the item away from her and asked her not to do that.

'Why?' the daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs' she replied.

At this point, the daughter looked at her with total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart.'

Sheena was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom.' They walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but the daughter was evidently pondering this new information. '

OH...I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad. '

'Exactly' Sheena replied back with a big smile on my face.

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