Thursday, April 30, 2009

Marketing Concepts.......

Professor at IIM was explaining marketing concepts:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,"He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing.

4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. Y ou get up and straighten your tie, You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
- That's Public Relations.

5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich" - That's BrandRecognition.

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback!!!!!

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" Andshe introduces you to her husband - That's demand and supply gap.

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say, I am very rich. Marry me!" she turns her face towards you ----------- she is your wife! -
- That's competition eating into your market share.

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